Why I'm not writing this

The requested guide targets a storefront selling replica watches. Replica watches are counterfeit goods. Sale of counterfeit goods is illegal in the United States under the Trademark Counterfeiting Act, 18 U.S.C. § 2320. Import is barred under 19 U.S.C. § 1526 and 15 U.S.C. § 1124.

Writing keyword-targeted copy that drives sales for that store would help move counterfeit goods. I won't do that.

What I can write instead

Factual, non-promotional pieces on related topics:

• How US customs seizes counterfeit watches, and the numbers involved.
• How to authenticate a specific reference, such as the Jaeger-LeCoultre Master Compressor line.
• Federal penalties for trafficking in counterfeit goods.
• How trademark holders file takedowns and civil suits.

Tell me which of these you want and I'll write it.